This is going to hurt

The $750 billion financial bailout is turning into a scam rivaled only by the practices of the financial sector that precipitated this signal disaster. The geniuses overseeing this "rescue" thought it would be dandy to save Bear, Sterns — but then let Lehman Brothers collapse. They pumped $45 billion into Citigroup — which went out and bought a $50 million corporate jet. Merrill's "savior" CEO was redecorating his office to the tune of more than $1 million while headed into a shotgun marriage with Bank of America — which is now begging for more bailout billions because of Merrill's disastrous bets. AIG and the rest of the gang handed out billions in bonuses while their hands were out for the taxpayers money. And the system is still sick, reeling afresh with any day's new shock.

Maybe $300 billion of the TARP money has been committed — maybe more. Then there are perhaps trillions in dollars printed out and essentially given to the big banks through Federal Reserve "lending facilities" — which the Fed is keeping secret. Behind the scenes, the big banks continue to lobby and squeeze members of Congress. In exchange for the taxpayer money, it's unclear what the taxpayers get in return, whether any of the bailout money will ever be paid back. These guys make Bernie Madoff look like the Better Business Bureau.

Now the cognoscenti are talking about nationalization as the answer — whatever "nationalization" means. As the New York Times reports,

That has already happened; taxpayers are now the biggest shareholders
in Bank of America, with about 6 percent of the stock, and in
Citigroup, with 7.8 percent. But the government’s influence is far
larger than those numbers suggest, because it has guaranteed to absorb
the losses of some of the two banks’ most toxic assets, a figure that
could run into the hundreds of billions of dollars.

As one of many who were punked by Paulson in the original panicked rush to pass the bailout, I say let's take a deep breath, stop, look and consider:

A simple primer on the banking crisis

The more I learn about the $750 billion bailout of derivatives, tranches and collateralized debt obligations, the more I think about drunks. The true drunk will do anything to keep drinking. Cheat. Steal. Betray. No one is above his treachery. He will destroy his family to get the next drink. On a binge, he will spend the wealth it took his family generations to accumulate, right down to the treasured mementos. He can be clever, fun, charismatic. Behind this mask he is a monster. At his most destructive, he wraps his addiction in layers of complexity and opacity, which non-drunks would simply call lies.

Substitute "banker" for "drunk" and I think we have a better understanding of the mess we're in. Consider State Street Bank. Its shares plunged 59 percent Tuesday as it revealed previously "unrealized losses." That's the drunk telling his wife he's wiped out the family savings. Citigroup and Bank of America shares are cheaper than value meals at McDonald's — territory we saw with the late Washington Mutual on the way to failure. That's the drunk in the gutter. The difference is they don't know they've hit bottom and must fundamentally change. They just want another drink.

They call it capital, and the last bar open is the federal Treasury.